Brilliant - How Harry Potter Really Ends!!

From Slate:

For that select group who are fans of both "The Sopranos" and Harry Potter...

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None of these diners knew yet that Voldemort was dead—not by Harry's hand, but killed instead by Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan, who'd happened upon He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named outside of London. They'd cursed him from behind and watched as the Knight Bus ran over his head with a horrible crunching sound.

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